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Wacko Trump
by David Forgerson
6/15/2016
Part 1 – Donald Trump, A Wacko By Any Other Name
This
is Part 1 in a series of articles cumulatively titled "Wacko Trump".
Donald
Trump has a penchant for giving people nicknames. These nicknames
are not terms of endearment or friendship. They are meant to be
blatant insults. Jeb Bush is “low-energy Jeb”, Bernie Sanders is
“Crazy Bernie”, Marco Rubio is “Little Marco”, Ted Cruz is “Lyin Ted”,
Hillary Clinton is “Crooked Hillary”, and Elizabeth Warren is
“Pocahontas”. In the same spirit that he has given these people
nicknames, it is time to choose a nickname for Donald Trump.
First, let’s make a list of the possibilities.
1) “Racist Trump”.
On June 7, 2016 Paul Ryan (Republican Speaker of the House) said that
Trump’s remarks about Judge Gonzalo Curiel were “the textbook
definition of a racist comment.” These were not Trump’s first
racist comments about Judge Curiel. Also, Trump has referred to
Latino immigrants as “criminals” and “rapists”, and he has called for
“a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States
until our countries representatives can figure out what is going
on.” The words “Trump” and “racist” appear so often together that
they are almost becoming synonymous. If you google “Donald Trump
racist”, you get 48,900,000 matches. Trump, of course, claims
that he is not a racist. I will believe that the day they have an
NAACP meeting at Mar-a-Lago. Despite its incredible
applicability, this nickname has never stuck. Maybe it just does
not roll off of the tongue quite right.
2) “Misogynist Trump” or 3) “Sexist Trump”.
A misogynist is “a person that hates, dislikes, mistrusts, or mistreats
women”. Trump has made many disparaging remarks about women
including, among many others, Hillary Clinton, Carly Fiorina, Megyn
Kelly, and Heidi Cruz. Many articles have been written calling
him a sexist or a misogynist. The Democrats have already put
together two attack ads describing Donald Trump as a misogynist.
The more recent one, called “Speak”, uses Trump’s own voice, so there
is no doubt about his having made the comments. Again, if the
nickname were going to stick, it would have already done so.
4) “Alleged Rapist Trump”.
This one comes from his ex-wife. In a 1989 divorce case
deposition, Donald Trump’s first wife, Ivana, claimed that one time
Trump raped her. The allegation also appears in her book, “The
Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald Trump.” On July 28,
2015 she revised her allegation as follows:
"[O]n
one occasion during 1989, Mr. Trump and I had marital relations in
which he behaved very differently toward me than he had during our
marriage. As a woman, I felt violated, as the love and
tenderness, which he normally exhibited towards me, was absent. I
referred to this as a 'rape', but I do not want my words to be
interpreted in a literal or criminal sense."
Since
this is just an allegation and since it is an awkward three word
nickname, this nickname is not going to stick. This incident
does, however, provide substantial additional justification for the
“Misogynist Trump” nickname.
5) “Twit Trump”.
Trump has added a new twist to tweeting on Twitter – the nasty
tweet. If Trump is reading this, he has probably already fired
off at least one nasty tweet. Just as one of your kids may be
addicted to video games, Trump is addicted to tweeting. Trump
uses nasty tweets to try and bully other people, and being the
presumptive GOP nominee has given him something of a bully pulpit
(tweet-pit?). Trump seems to have a magic touch when it comes to
putting other people down. In fact, he seems to be obsessed with
it. Trump has to have the last word, and the word apologize is
not in his dictionary. It has been replaced by “double
down”. Teachers should start teaching students about Twit Trump
and nasty tweeting on Twitter when they talk about alliteration.
On May 3, 2016 Ted Cruz,
Republican Senator from Texas, called Donald Trump “utterly amoral”, a
“narcissist at a level I don’t think this country’s ever seen”, a
“serial philanderer”, and a “pathological liar”. Let’s consider
these one by one.
6) “Amoral Trump”.
The definition of amoral is “having no moral standards, restraints, or
principles; unaware of or indifferent to questions of right or wrong.”
Point
1: A recent analysis by USA Today shows that Donald Trump and his
businesses have been involved in at least 3,500 legal actions in the
last 30 years. That is a new legal action every 2.2 business
days. How could someone possibly find the time to both be POTUS
and be involved in a new legal action every couple of days? USA
Today describes his business and legal practices as follows:
“He
sometimes responds to even small disputes with overwhelming legal
force. He doesn’t hesitate to deploy his wealth and legal firepower
against adversaries with limited resources, such as homeowners. He
sometimes refuses to pay real estate brokers, lawyers and other
vendors.”
This is very far from the Christian Golden Rule. Point
2: Three lawsuits currently pending allege that Trump University
(93% owned by Donald Trump) engaged in a variety of illegal business
practices including fraud, false advertising, unfair business
practices, civil racketeering, and even “financial elder abuse”. Point
3: With regard to morals and religion, Trump claims to be a
Presbyterian and to attend Marble Collegiate Church, however the church
says that he is not an active member. Trump has said that
although he participates in Holy Communion, he has not asked God for
forgiveness for his sins. Point
4: Even his donations to charity seem to be more for his own
personal gain than for helping others. To boost his campaign
among veterans, Trump claimed to have donated $1 million (0.01% of his
alleged net worth of $10 billion) to veteran’s causes. However,
he did not actually make any donations until intense scrutiny from the
press forced him to make good on his promise.
There
seems to be very little evidence that Trump has any moral standards or
principles. Trump’s primary claim to being a moral person seems
to be that he has not served any time in prison (yet).
7) “Narcissist Trump”.
A narcissist is “a person that gets erotic gratification from the
admiration of his own physical or mental attributes”. Since Trump
considers himself to be his own brand, the nickname “Narcissist Trump”
seems entirely accurate and appropriate. Trump lives in Trump
Tower. Trump flies around in the Trump Jet. Trump’s yacht
is the Trump Princess. Some of Trump’s businesses include Trump
Place, Trump Taj Mahal, and Trump Plaza. If Trump becomes
president, are we going to have the Trump White House, Air Force Trump,
Marine Trump, Camp Trump, and the U.S.S. Trump? Other possible,
very related nicknames are:
8) “Elitist Trump” -- claims to belong to an elite class.
9) “Egomaniac Trump” -- selfish or self-centered.
10) “Megalomaniac Trump” -- delusions of greatness, wealth, etc. In
Trump’s case, his wealth may or may not be a
delusion. While Trump estimates his net worth at $10
billion, independent estimates put his net worth in the $3-5 billion
range. Trump will not release his income tax statements or other
records so that an accurate estimate can be made. It appears that
he strongly prefers the $10 billion delusion over the $4 billion
reality. Does it really matter? Not much, in this
case. But if he makes 2X errors with the U.S. debt, budget, or
GDP, it could be a very big deal. How could you trust anything
that he said about the U.S. economy if you knew that he was only
interested in looking good and only required 2X accuracy?
11) “Philanderer Trump”.
A philanderer is “a man that makes love to a woman that he cannot or
will not marry”. Trump had an affair with Marla Maples for many months or
years before he divorced Ivana Zelnickova. Donald and Ivana
divorced in 1991. Trump and Marla’s daughter, Tiffany, was born
in Oct. 1993. Donald and Marla were married two months after the
birth of their daughter, in Dec. 1993. Donald married Melania
Knauss in Jan. 2005. Later that year, when Howard Stern asked
Trump if he would have more kids with his new wife, Trump suggested
that he was open to the idea because, “I mean, I won’t do anything to
take care of them.” Below is the transcript of a 1997 interview
between Howard Stern and Donald Trump. In it, Donald and Howard
compare the perils of avoiding STD’s in the 1980’s to the perils of
fighting in the Vietnam war -- a disgusting comparison that is an
insult to all those that fought in Vietnam. The interview was
recorded in both audio and video, so there is no doubt about
authenticity.
STERN:
Now getting back to dating. When you’ve gotta say to a woman,
“You gotta go to my personal doctor and I'm gonna have you checked
out.” Is that a tough thing to say to a woman? Or do you just
have the balls to say it?
TRUMP: It's amazing, I can't even believe it. I've been so lucky in terms of that whole world.
STERN: So, you’ve never gotten a social disease?
TRUMP: It is a dangerous world out there. It’s scary. It's like Vietnam, sort of.
STERN: Hey it's your personal Vietnam isn't it?
TRUMP: It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave soldier!
STERN:
A lot of guys who went through Vietnam came out unscathed. A lot
of guys who have gone through the 80's having sex with different women
came out with AIDS and all kinds of things.
TRUMP: This is better than Vietnam, but it's uh... it's more fun.
STERN: A little better, but every vagina is a landmine, haven't we both said that in private?
TRUMP: [laughter] I think it is a potential landmine. There's some real danger there.
STERN:
When you go to a bar, do you ever go with a fleet of doctors and have
them check all the women, and then party with the uninfected?
TRUMP: [laughter] The few! You mean the few uninfected!
It
seems like Trump would not be offended by the nickname
“philanderer”. Instead, he would probably wear it as a badge of
honor.
12) “Pathological Liar Trump”.
A pathological liar is “a person who tells lies frequently, with no
rational motive for doing so”. PolitiFact is a fact-checking
website that rates the accuracy of claims by elected officials and
others who speak up in American politics. PolitiFact is run by
editors and reporters from the Tampa Bay Times. Below are their
latest results for Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Hillary Clinton.
The table is color coded where red is the least truthful and green is
the most truthful.
| Donald Trump | Ted Cruz | Hillary Clinton |
| True | 2% | 6% | 23% |
| Mostly True | 6% | 16% | 27% |
| Half True | 16% | 13% | 22% |
| Mostly False | 16% | 30% | 15% |
| False | 41% | 27% | 12% |
| Pants on Fire | 19% | 7% | 1% |
Donald
Trump is clearly the least truthful of the three, Hillary Clinton is
the most truthful, and Ted Cruz is in the middle. Trump’s
nickname for Ted Cruz is “Lyin Ted”, but, according to the PolitiFact
data, Trump himself is a much bigger liar than Ted Cruz. So, the
nickname “Lyin Trump” is entirely appropriate. It is not clear
whether Trump is pathological. Pathological means “evidencing a
mentally disturbed condition”. Ted Cruz, who called Trump a
“pathological liar”, is not a psychiatrist, but I am willing to accept
Ted’s judgement on this.
13) “Billionaire Trump”.
Trump’s net worth is almost certainly more than $1 billion, although
Trump will not release enough financial records to verify it (see
“Narcissist Trump” above). His net worth is why Trump, who is
obsessed with winning and winners, considers himself to be a
winner. While a sports hero becomes a winner through his or her
own ability, Trump’s so called winning is probably due more to a
willingness to take big risks and to luck. If you have 1000
millionaires each taking big financial risks, pretty soon at least one
of them will become a billionaire – even if they invest randomly.
Unfortunately for them, many more of them will go broke. Trump
just happens to be one of the lucky ones that lucked out.
Evidence that Trump does not have any brilliant business or financial
insight is that four of his businesses have undergone Chapter 11
bankruptcy. The four bankruptcies are the Trump Taj Mahal in
1991, the Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in 1992, Trump Hotels and Casino
Resorts in 2004, and Trump Entertainment Resorts in 2009. The
four bankruptcies do, however, show Trump’s willingness to take large
financial risks and to over-leverage his businesses. It is scary
to think about what such financial management might do to the U.S.
economy.
14) “Demagogue Donald”.
On May 31, 2016 renowned physicist and cosmologist, Stephen Hawking,
called Donald Trump “a demagogue, who seems to appeal to the lowest
common denominator”. A demagogue is “a political leader that
gains power and popularity by arousing the emotions, passions, and
prejudices of the people”. Trump has consistently avoided talking
about any substantive political issues during his campaign, and at
times he has incited his supporters to violence. Clearly he must
be appealing to emotions, passions, and prejudices. A+ to Steven
Hawking for an accurate description of Trump. The nickname has a
little alliteration going for it, but it does not roll right off the
tongue. “Demagogue Donald” just does not sound quite right.
15) “Fascist Trump”.
On June 10, 2016 at a closed-door meeting of Republicans in Park City,
Utah, Meg Whitman (current CEO of Hewlett Packard Enterprise, former
CEO of EBAY, and Republican mega-donor) reportedly compared Donald
Trump to fascist leaders like Hitler and Mussolini. A fascist is
“an extreme white wing dictator” and fascism is typically associated
with the radical authoritarian nationalism (the Nazi party) of early
20th century Europe. While Trump seems to have a dictatorial
bent, he does not really have the same politics as Hitler and
Mussolini, so fascist may not be quite the right word to describe
him. Whereas Hitler advocated territorial expansion, Trump
advocates territorial isolationism. Whereas Hitler advocated
anti-Semitism, Trump advocates an anti-Muslim policy. Whereas
Hitler advocated a totalitarian government, Trump advocates a
semi-totalitarian government (Trump wants to be the CEO of the United
States, not just the President). What Meg is probably referring
to is that Trump seems to be following Hitler’s playbook. Trump
is trying to incite authoritarian nationalism through the racism,
demagoguery, and egomania discussed above. Whether this is a good
nickname for Trump, depends on exactly how you define the word
fascist. If racism, demagoguery, and egomania are included in the
definition, then this would be a perfectly valid nickname for Trump.
Whether you believe that Trump has any similarities to Hitler or not, here are some questions for you:
What if a modern day Hitler did appear in American politics? Someone with the following characteristics:
- Just an average guy – not someone that looked like Hitler and was easy to spot.
- Not someone that used Hitler’s exact same politics, but someone that had similar politics adapted to 2016 America.
- Someone
that used Hitler’s tactics and methodology. Someone that started
out with a few not too radical ideas, but gradually got more and more
radical.
- Someone that was not accepted by current
politicians. Someone that wanted to get rid of politics as usual
and substitute his brand of politics.
- A fantastic orator.
Someone that can really appeal to people on an emotional level.
Someone that can arouse people’s passions and prejudices to a
frenzy. Someone that can even incite people to violence.
- Someone
willing to keep the white Christian majority safe at any cost.
Someone that really believes white Christion people are better than
other people.
- Someone willing to do whatever it takes to make
America better than other countries. Not just things to make
America better, but also things to make other countries worse.
What
would you do? Would you refuse to vote for this person?
Would you hold up a sign in protest? Would you go to jail in
protest? Would you give up your life in protest? Or would
you just go along with the majority? Vote for him and hope for
the best? Donate money to his campaign? Work on his
staff?
Say this person gets worse and worse, more and more
radical. What would you do then? When would you act, and
what would you do? Did we really learn anything from WWII or can
it all happen again?
What
would you look for if you were on the alert for a modern day
Hitler? Looking for a man with a funny little mustache is not
going to cut it. Hopefully, a modern day Hitler would be the most
disliked American politician of all time, and he would have the highest
disapproval rating of all time in the national polls. That would
be an excellent danger signal.
16) “Wacko Trump”.
The term “wacko” is not very well defined, although we each have a
pretty good idea of what a wacko is. A reasonable definition of a
wacko is “a person that has bizarre, strange, unpredictable, and/or
irrational behavior; a nut or a lunatic”. The term wacko applies,
in particular, when a person has a range of strange behaviors as
opposed to just a single strange behavior. The reason that the
term “wacko” is particularly applicable to Trump is because the
nickname “Wacko Trump” is number 16 on the list. We have already
seen 15 strange behaviors, and we need a way to sum them all up in one
word. Another advantage of the term wacko is that it does not
have any scientific or clinical connotations. While Donald Trump
is an awfully strange dude and way out there on the bell curve, there
is no apparent reason to believe that he is psychotic (I think).
There
are 16 possible nicknames for Donald Trump on the list above.
Part the reason that, so far, no nickname has stuck to Trump is that
there are just too many to choose from. No one nickname really
stands out from the rest. I really like the nickname “Twit
Trump”, but my all time favorite nickname is “Wacko Trump”. It
rolls off the tongue pretty well, and it does not limit itself to any
one particular character flaw. Instead, it describes the broad
spectrum of lunacy and irrationality in Donald Trump. Also, it
does a good job of describing Trump’s total unfitness to hold a public
office, much less be President of the United States.
References and Acknowledgements
1.
Donald Trump’s nicknames for other people:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/inspired-life/wp/2016/04/20/little-marco-lying-ted-crooked-hillary-donald-trumps-winning-strategy-nouns/
2.
“Racist Trump” and Paul Ryan’s comment:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/07/politics/paul-ryan-donald-trump-racist-comment/
3.
“Racist Trump” and comments about Latino Immigrants:
http://new.www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/9-outrageous-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-latinos_us_55e483a1e4b0c818f618904b
4. “Racist Trump” and comments about Muslims:
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/07/politics/donald-trump-muslim-ban-immigration/
5. Most word definitions are taken from: http://www.dictionary.com/
6.
“Misogynist Trump” and Democrat ads:
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/18/us/politics/ads-against-trump.html
7. “Alleged Rapist Trump” and Ivana’s statements:
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/time-to-press-donald-on-raping-his-wife
8. Ted Cruz’s names for Donald Trump: http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/03/politics/donald-trump-rafael-cruz-indiana/
9.
“Amoral Trump” Point 1, Trump’s legal actions:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/06/01/donald-trump-lawsuits-legal-battles/84995854/
10.
“Amoral Trump” Point 2, Trump University lawsuits:
http://fortune.com/2016/03/08/trump-university-financial-elder-abuse-charges/
11. “Amoral Trump” Point 3, Trump and religion: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump#Religious_views
12.
“Amoral Trump” Point 4, Trump and contributions to veterans:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/05/24/four-months-later-donald-trump-says-he-gave-1-million-to-veterans-group/
13.
“Narcissist Trump” and Trump’s net worth:
http://new.www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trumps-biggest-lie_us_573f4194e4b045cc9a70d772
14. “Philanderer Trump” and kids with Melania:
http://new.www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-howard-stern-women_us_573f5178e4b0613b512a337a
15. “Philanderer Trump” and Howerd Stern video:
https://buzzfeed-video1.s3.amazonaws.com/video/2016/02/17/TrumpSTIs-456x340.mp4
16. “Philanderer Trump” and Howard Stern
transcript:
http://www.redstate.com/diary/Anteater/2016/02/17/trumps-vulgar-admission-avoiding-stds-women-personal-vietnam/
17. “Pathological Liar Trump” and PolitiFact: http://www.politifact.com/
18.
“Billionaire Trump” and Trump’s bankruptcies:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump#Bankruptcies_of_four_businesses
19. “Demagogue Donald” and Stephen Hawking:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/31/politics/stephen-hawking-donald-trump-demagogue/
20.
“Fascist Trump” and Meg Whitman:
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/12/us/politics/meg-whitman-likens-donald-trump-to-fascists-at-republican-retreat.html
21. "Amoral Trump" Point 3, Trump and religion: http://www.npr.org/2016/06/26/483506379/as-trump-defies-expectations-of-faith-might-we-be-entering-a-new-era